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When I was 5 my family went to Disney World and at one point we had dinner at Cinderella’s castle (there is/was a restaurant there. We weren’t just like…hanging out and eating out front of the castle like peons).
So I had ordered chicken fingers and for some reason I did not like them and I was like “I don’t want to eat these chicken fingers, they are yuck!” so our waitress came out and she was like “I’ll take them away for you.” and she picked up my plate and started walking away, but then over her shoulder said: “I’m gonna have to sneak this past Chef Mickey in the kitchen. He’s going to be awfully disappointed that you didn’t like them” and then she disappeared.
I then proceeded to lose my shit.
I was like “NO!! CHEF MICKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I whipped myself into hysterics because I thought Mickey was going to come out of the kitchens and yell at me for not eating my chicken fingers…because my dad always yelled at me at home when I didn’t eat my dinner…and a 6ft tall anthropomorphic mouse in a Chef’s hat with a meat clever is far more frightening than my father.
I don’t remember what happened after that. I think I passed out.
(via primaeros)
Posted on May 22, 2013 via Snoggered with 77 notes
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The problem with Seth MacFarlane’s humor, as always, is that he’s almost always punching down instead of punching up. He’s picking on people who have always been picked upon, and he thinks he’s hilarious for doing so. What’s more, he’s making a lot of money from other people who enjoy that sort of thing. But that doesn’t make him funny. It makes him one of those fratboy douchebags who seem to be everywhere in life, even into middle age, making uncomfortably insulting wisecracks that always seem to end with the protest that “I’m just joking.” The result? The two white guys are the straight men in this bit. Everybody else—foreign, old, female—is ripe for the ribbing.
Joel Mathis, “Seth MacFarlane’s Racist, Sexist New Show, Dads” (via seriouslyamerica)(via adogfornoreason)
Posted on May 17, 2013 via Seriously, USA? with 1,028 notes
Source: seriouslyamerica
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I reload the same 3-4 websites constantly all day like someone who keeps checking the same fridge every 2 minutes even though there’s nothing to eat in there
There are some dark things here, beware.
